1. When he ages, he matures and looks prosperous - an enlightened person. When she ages, she is not worth a cent, in character, looks and mind.
2. Not having branded attire means he is being spiritual, prudent and unfazed by the commercial peer pressure. However, in her case, she is unattractive and not attentive. Hence, not worth a second look and consideration.
3. When he is neat and tidy, that is more than sufficient for looking after his appearance. When she does the same, she still lacks manicure, pedicure, hair care, facial care, spa care and etc.
4. Even though he is ugly, he is homely looking and still has something to offer - surely one can't judge a book by its cover. An ugly woman will never get a second, third or...a trillionth look. But fear not, God looks after Leah.
5. When he eats well, he needs it for energy and health. When she eats well, she better watch out for her diet.
6. When he does not exercise, he is simply too busy to have the time to do so. When she does exercise, she is gonna be flabby and ugly soon.
7. When he gives an opinion about her looks, he is being insightful, considerate and constructive. When she comments about his looks, she is shallow and superficial.
8. When he can't accept her comments about his looks, he either couldn't care less or finds her repulsive. When she can't accept his judgement on her looks, she is not receptive, graceful and willing to change.
9. When he refuses to change his wardrobe, he is a good man. When she refuses to upgrade her wardrobe, its time to find a new girlfriend.
10. When he does not want to go on a diet, why should he? He is a not fat, just stout-looking. When she refuses diet, she is ugly, ugly, ugly.
11. When he does not go for manicure or pedicure, he is not a sissy. When she does not do the same, she should be buried alive coz she is ugly.
12. When he gets pimples, acne and boils, he is having stress. When she gets a breakout, if she's lucky, she just need to stay indoors. Alternatively, he finds a new and beautiful girlfriend.